i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

evaunit:

some fictional characters should be real and some real people should be fictional this is what i believe

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

muggleland:

deep in the whatever cave he now resides in, gary ross whispers to himself, “shit.”

If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too

aangnog:

sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with

rnackenzie:

i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying

actually im intimidated by everyone even small children

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me