hanniballectr:

[invades your dreams riding on a stag] do you wanna talk about hannibal

thesadisticsalmon:

she wears short skirts i wear formal suits

she’s cheer captain and i’m the chesapeake ripper

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

i-just-cant-forget-you:

sometimes i laugh because im a legal adult

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes???where were you

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

• Tumblr user: *writes 10 paragraphs analysing 3 seconds of eye contact between 2 fictional characters*